T shirts I want:

You had me at Get Lost.

You can't have Manslaughter without laughter.

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

Michael Jackson didn't molest those children. He made LOVE to them.

Meat is Burger.

(front) I fucked the Olsen Twins...
(back) ...before they were famous.

What would Tom Selleck do?

Your little princess, my little whore.

If I fall asleep, the clowns will eat me.